Shalom Grill (已結業)

I'm trying to think of the words to use to describe how terrible Shalom Grill is, but my vocabulary isn't rich enough. I have come to the conclusion that they imported the entire menu from the frozen foods section from a supermarket in Israel, let the food thaw on the way over, put it back in the freezer, deep fried it and served it to us. Every dish we were served had been in the freezer at some point during it's life span. The place doesn't even have a kitchen, just a few deep fryers and a mic