Ever wanted to go on a diet? Felt like you didn’t have the support structure to help you succeed? Is your intake of calories too much and need that little extra help? I have found the place for you!
Japanese food is hard to access food for some, and while for others, it is more common place. Kanadon does the former as it does a spectacular job of keeping food away from it’s customers. What? What do I mean? Did I type it incorrectly? No, no, no.
You see, you get a piece of paper and you write down what you want. In about 10-15 minutes, you get what you ordered; At least in theory. Kanadon puts a special spin on this. To encourage people from eating too much, whatever you order, you’ll get less of or sometimes nothing at all. Maybe, you’ll just get a bunch of stuff you never ordered as a bonus!
I order eggplant tempura and… get none.
So I order eggplant tempura and… get none.
So I wait another 20 minutes and ask them to check on the eggplant tempura and the guy says he’ll check. Then, then, wait for it… get none.
So I order eggplant tempura and… get none.
That’s right. I ordered it three times and asked them to check on it and never got it.
What was even better was when I asked after all of this, the woman said they didn’t have any eggplant tempura. It’s odd because she didn’t even have to check. She just knew they didn’t have any and yet after ordering it so many times and asking them to check for it, they never informed me that it was out. The service was magnificent to say the least. If I could have tipped negative dollars, I would have and they totally deserve it.
I ordered 5 pieces of sushi and got 5. I thought the sushi was alright so I ordered 5 again. Guess the number I got! Was it 5? Nope. Was it zero? Nope. It was 4. Yes 4 pieces. I wrote down 5 pieces and they gave me 4.
I also ordered for the butane gas and the pot for the hot pot. I also ordered saw meat to go with it. So I got the meat first. And then the second serving of raw meat came and then I proceeded to wait another 15 minutes before the pot came. Now believe it or not, my doctor tells me to stop eating raw flesh because of germs or parasites or something. Usually, I wouldn’t even need the pot. In fact, I don’t even need utensils. I just eat with my teeth and bare hands. I don’t even need a chair to sit on. Chairs are for wimps with weak legs. Tables?! Really? I just toss it over and hold everything in by two big man paws and rip through the raw flesh like an animal! That’s the way to do it and Kanadon helps make the environment fit to feel like a beast.
Now usually, you have a few hours to eat there but we had a “special” deal where we could stay for six hours. Now as much as I enjoying destroying myself for no reason, why would anyone stay for six hours? Maybe because the food routinely vanishes without it ever appearing in the first place. Maybe you need six hours because you order something, and then you reorder it, to have both orders appear. Maybe you need six hours just to remind yourself of what a complete and utter failure you are to be eating at such a disorganized cesspool of pain. Well, whatever the reason, enjoy the time. I know I did (not.)
Overall:
Presentation: Not bad. 7/10.
Taste: Okay. Not great but acceptable. 7/10
Price: Very pricey for what you get. Set you back 200 dollars for person for food to disappear. (not into your stomach)
Overall: -1/10
Once again, not an average for the math whizzes out there. By the way, if you are a math whiz, is there a way to give a place a negative on the review on the website?
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